{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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