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The Garni Temple is a classical colonnaded structure in the village of Garni, in central Armenia, around 30 km (19 mi) east of Yerevan. Built in the Ionic order, it is the best-known structure and symbol of pre-Christian Armenia. It has been described as the \"easternmost building of the Greco-Roman world\" and the only largely preserved Hellenistic building in the former Soviet Union.
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