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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

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